Decided it was long past time to take out the screen door, and put in the storm. Why I didn’t do this while it was light out, don’t ask. Really, don’t ask. Also, don’t ask where I’ve been all these weeks. Really, don’t ask. Thank you! :-D
The storm is six feet tall, 2 1/2 feet wide. Plate glass. It weighs about 2,436 pounds. Did I mention it is plate glass?
To swap the doors, I carry it from the garage up the two steps and inside the house, and then through the hallway and office to the front door, and get the screen out, and get the storm in, and make sure all the little lug screw holder clamp thingies are really tight. It’s not an easy job because of the weight. And did I mention it is plate glass? Friends (reallyreally strong, male friends) who have helped in the past have all remarked that it is a very, very heavy door. And, ummm… plate glass, remember?
Anyway, it means I am standing at the front door for waaay longer than I ever do.
The people across the street have a HUGE tv. Really, really HUGE. Like drive-in movie, HUGE. It is in their living room. I know this, because they don’t have window coverings. None. No window coverings. None. At. All.
They were watching porn. I don’t know exactly what porn, but it most definitely was porn. Not tame porn. Porn porn. Porn porn porn. I don’t know if there is anything beyond XXX, but this was likely it.
Note to self: From now on, change the doors when it is daylight. Sigh. ✍